The Batty Cwtch Slippers

The bat has given up on the night sky and chosen the living room floor instead — and honestly, same. These faux fur bat slippers have a soft short plush lining, EVA sole, and a pull-on fit that makes them the easiest decision you’ll make all day. Polyester upper, flat heel. Available in Chinese sizes 36–45 (please size up if you have wide feet). Weighs 500g. Indoor use. For anyone who wants their feet to be cosy, spooky, and completely on-brand.